Done For You
I’ll run all of it, and you’ll never have to think about it.
This page exists because people ask. Read the second half before you buy it — I’ve made the case against it as honestly as I know how.
What it is
$3,500
per month + your ad spend · 6-month minimum
- Google and Meta built, run and optimized end to end
- Landing pages, call tracking and the whole measurement setup
- Patient reactivation campaigns to your dormant list
- One monthly report on booked appointments and revenue — and one call to walk you through it, if you want it
- Accounts still registered to you, still on your card, still yours to take back
- No coaching. No regular call. No homework.
The question everyone asks
Why is this more expensive than the tier that includes coaching?
Because the coaching isn’t a favor I do you. It’s the thing that makes your marketing cheaper to run.
An owner who understands their own funnel gives me better answers, faster. They notice when the front desk stops calling inquiries back. They approve creative in a day instead of two weeks. They can tell me a Tuesday-morning slot is impossible to fill before I’ve spent three weeks and $2,000 discovering it. Every one of those saves me hours and saves you money.
Take the owner out of the loop and I carry all of it — the research, the guessing, the waiting, and the part where something inside the practice quietly breaks the campaign and nobody tells me for a month. That work is real, so it’s priced.
You’re not paying more for less. You’re paying for the hours your involvement would otherwise have saved.
Read this part
Why most practice owners shouldn’t buy this
You’ll learn nothing, and that compounds.
In twelve months on this tier you’ll have a working marketing engine and no idea how it works. In twelve months on Coaching, Google & Meta you’ll have the same engine and be able to run it. One of those is an asset. The other is a subscription.
You’ll be dependent on me, which is bad for you.
If I raise my prices, get ill, or turn out to be wrong about something, you have no way of knowing and no way of checking. Dependency is the agency business model and it is exactly the thing I built the coaching to avoid. I’ll sell you this, but I won’t pretend it’s good for you.
It usually isn’t the marketing anyway.
Most practices that hire an agency don’t have a marketing problem. They have a front-desk problem, a follow-up problem, or a pricing problem, and the ads simply make it visible faster. No amount of paid traffic fixes an inquiry that nobody calls back. Handing me the ads means the actual problem stays where it is, costing you more each month.
It is the most expensive way to find out whether this works.
$3,500 plus spend for six months is $21,000 before ad budget. Coaching for three months is $2,091. If you’re unsure whether any of this is worth it, the unsure answer is $697, not $3,500.
If you’ve read all that and still want it, good — some owners genuinely have no interest in marketing and their time is worth more elsewhere. That’s a legitimate answer and I won’t keep arguing on the call. The coaching tiers are here if the case above landed.
One other thing I sell
Direct response website — fixed scope, fixed price
Some practices can’t be coached yet, because no plan survives contact with a website that doesn’t convert. If that’s you, we fix that first: a small, fast site built to turn a visitor into a booked appointment, with the tracking wired up properly.
Quoted per project after the call — it depends on how many services and locations you have. It is a one-off, not a retainer, and you own it.
Same call, whichever of these you’re leaning toward.
Twenty minutes. I’ll tell you which tier I think you should be on, including the cheap one.
Book a 20-minute call